Jessica Crabtree

I have a scheme for stopping war. It’s this – no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can’t buy enough to eat.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

The only way to solve the traffic problems of the country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars are allowed to use the highways. That would make traffic so scarce we could use the boulevards for children’s playgrounds.

The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can’t ask his patients what is the matter-he’s got to just know.